I decided to break this blog down into the different parishes to try & give you an idea of how I was feeling & my thoughts at each stage.
NSC, KING GEORGE V PARK, DOUGLAS (08:00:00)
The race started from the NSCs athletic track at 8.00 a.m. on a gloriously warm & sunny day, & I was amazed by the sheer number of people queuing up to tackle this mammoth event. I was glad that we were walking with a few friends who had taken part in the event a couple of times before, giving us tips such as getting a position relatively near the start to reduce the chance of being caught up in the throngs. They also knew to not rush off too quickly, one of the lads Ste Jackson who we would spend a lot of the event walking with had devised a plan specifying walking speeds & times to reach each parish to ensure that the event could be made around in the 24 hours without burning out by going too quickly.BRADDAN CHURCH (1.5 miles: 08:25:00)
Was the first parish/landmark on the trip & arrived quickly after only 1.5 miles, due to the large number of entrants at this stage there was no need to tag in with the electronic wrist band we'd received earlier in the week, everyone just bustled along in good spirits. Even by this stage I was aware that it was likely to be extremely hot day from start to finish, with no clouds in the sky & my vampiric "day walker" complexion, I was aware that I’d need to keep applying sun tan lotion regularly along with drinking plenty of water.
MAROWN CHURCH (4 miles: 08:40:00)
No problems by this stage, just getting into the swing of things & having a good chat with the people I’m walking with, Corkey, Tom, Pasty, Ste Jackson, Mel & Dave.
I had received a lot of texts from friends & family by this point wishing us luck for the event ahead, this genuinely helped later on in the day as I realised there was so much support & good will towards us.
SANTON CHURCH (11 miles: 10:42:22)
Thankfully we managed to walk the right way on the day, after walking about 4 miles out of our way in one of the practice walks. To be fair it would have been extremely difficult to get lost at this stage of the walk with so many people around the place!
MALEW CHURCH (15 miles: 11:40:56)
Again, no problems at this stage of the walk, we had regularly covered much longer distances than this in our weekly training walks & the fact that there was so much going on / people to talk to, made it good fun & helped take your mind off the walking.
ARBORY CHURCH (17 miles: 12:11:23)
I used to go to Arbory school as a child & lived very close by, so I knew this area of the course very well, it was a pity I was so confident with the southern part of the walk, but not the nothern section. At the start there are a lot of marshals & other entrants around to help, but I was aware that later on, in the dark, without my bearings & much local knowledge would be the tough part.
RUSHEN CHURCH (19 miles: 12:50:54)
This is one of the points along the course that a lot of people retire from the event, being the major landmark in the south of the Island. One of my good friends that had entered, Tom Sinden, retired here due to a bad back & it made me feel very glad that I wasn't feeling tired or had any health problems at this stage.
It was also amazing to see the amount of people handing out sweets / bananas / water, the community spirit & friendliness was a real surprise. I know there are a lot of events on The Isle of Man that are based around the community & I have experienced a lot of these in the past, but nothing quite the same as the Parish Walk, it's made me realise that I need to get involved with these events, even if it is just supporting the competitors.
The walk up the dreaded Sloc towards Patrick was relatively easy for me as we had done a lot of training over the past 6 months on this hallowed piece of road (& the nearby areas), so I knew exactly what to expect & how to tackle it. We overtook a lot of people on this part of the course & this was not on purpose, it was just that I think we naturally walk quicker uphill than a lot of people, probably something to do with being a lanky bugger along with the recent uphill Kili experience.
It was clear that a lot of entrants were struggling on this section, especially in the heat, as it is seen as one of the worst parts of the course in reasonable conditions - I’m just glad we were well prepared for it!

Another major landmark on the Parish Walk route, a lot of people aim to get to here & it is also the stage at which the U21's are not allowed to go past. This means that a large majority of the people who enter the race retire here or have already retired.
It is also the stage where you need to have a support car if you want to continue, along with a fluorescent top & also be a little bit insane, as I later found out!
One of our good friends, James 'Pasty' Russel, that we'd been walking with up to this stage retired at Peel due to bad blisters & this was yet another reminder that things could change quickly for any of the entrants, including myself. I also heard from one of my friends that a couple of the top contenders had already retired by this stage (admittedly they were going a lot, lot quicker than me) & must have been affected by the very hot conditions.
KIRK MICHAEL CHURCH (39 miles: 18:09:20)
To be honest, there wasn't much happening between Peel & Kirk Michael, I still wasn't feeling too bad, I had no real blister pains & although my knees were sore (which they nearly always are), I was surprised how good I was feeling, as this was longer than any of the walks I’d done in training.By this stage my Sister, Nichola, was doing a great job as my support crew, the plan was for her to drive a mile ahead & wait for me to catch her up to help give me a target & something to aim for, along with keeping me supplied with food, drink, sun tan lotion etc etc. I remember at this stage that I was still happy to eat things & water was easy to chug down, even though I was having to go for regular wee breaks, which start to get really annoying when you have to catch up your walking partners.
BALLAUGH CHURCH (42 miles: 18:57:15)
Although I said to myself that I would try not to think of the bigger picture & just keep walking, one mile at a time, I was aware in the back of my mind that after Kirk Michael, the next few parishes were quite close together & that they would be a good thing to have under my belt, every parish we went through felt like a great achievement & showed progression.
JURBY CHURCH (45 miles: 19:50:55)
I can remember going through Jurby quite vividly, I hadn't done much walking around this section of the course previous to the actual event, but I can remember the bleak scenery & listening to an album by Tool & really, really enjoying it & making a note to listen to a specific song on the home straight or anytime I was really struggling.My Mum & Dad turned up at this stage & it was good to have more friendly faces around the place with words of encouragement, as by this stage it was very quiet.
I also remember starting to feel sore by this point, my knees & hips were starting to be an annoyance & my head was starting to feel a little strange, I’d been wearing a hat for the majority of the day & as the sun had started to set I decided to take it off. However I still felt like I had my hat on & my head was throbbing.
This was the first time I decided to try some anti-dehydration sachets that you mix with water & I can truthfully say that it was disgusting! After nearly throwing up I managed to stomach some of it & also tried to eat some of the very nice stir fry rice my Mum had cooked up the night before, but I struggled to eat it, preferring soft, easy to eat stuff such as bananas & cake bars.
We'd been walking for a fairly long time by now & it was at this point that myself & Dave agreed to take it in turns to lead & set the pace for the other person to follow, we were more or less by ourselves, with the same few people in front & the same few people behind us, so, with our headphones plugged in we slogged on.
BRIDE CHURCH (52 1/2 miles: 21:56:11)
I remember reaching this checkpoint & being desperate for a break, my knees were sore, my hips were extremely sore & I was feeling quite down, especially in the knowledge that there was another 32.5 miles left to go, again the wrong attitude & not helpful for completing the event. Never mind, I decided I was going to have to sit down & used the excuse of changing my socks.
My Dad very kindly helped me take my shoes & socks off & rubbed more Vaseline into my feet to help reduce the chance of blisters. I was very grateful of this as I was very pleased of the rest & it can't have been a very pleasant experience for my Dad! He was very surprised at how unblistered my feet were & although they were sore I knew that there couldn't be too much wrong with them, I was very pleased with the pair of trainers I’d bought a month or so before & had worn in over my weekend training walks.
I could very easily have stopped at this point, another good thing about walking with other people is that you can help try & motivate each other through the difficult moments when you're feeling down, Dave was feeling good at this point & was keen to get going again which spurred me on to get up & stop resting, I knew that the more I sat down the less likely I was to get up again & that just was not an option.
ANDREAS CHURCH (55 1/2 miles: 22:57:56)
Another relatively close parish to the previous one which was always good for Morale. Another good thing about this church was that the painkillers my Dad had given me at Bride were starting to kick in & things were starting to get much more bearable.
Now I don't know if people would be surprised or annoyed that I took painkillers, but I can tell you that they made a massive difference, being able to walk without pain from every step!
I can remember it starting to get dark at this stage & that my feet did not enjoy the stony path up to the church check point, although they were not suffering from blisters, they were very sensitive to changes of surface & walking on even, flat surfaces started to make a real difference after a while, which is why I’d often be walking near the centre of the road, rather than on uneven pavements.
LEZAYRE CHURCH (61 1/2 miles: 00:41:14)
It was definitely dark by now, we broke out the trusty head torches that had helped us get up Kili the previous week & struggled on, one of my main memories from this section of the walk was knowing I desperately needed the toilet, but had absolutely no idea where I would be able to go.
Thankfully the excellent support cars were once again on hand & with a bit of warning they scouted ahead for us, my Dad asking one of the kindly people who were out supporting the sporadic passers by if we could use the toilet in there house. In a very strange way this sums up a big part of the event for me, random people who knew nothing about us were willing to let us into their house & give us words of encouragement as we set off on the remainder of the course.
We kept on going & seemed to be going at a quick pace at this stage & I was surprised to be passing quite a few people, this was probably to do with a few hilly sections where we were generally quicker & our awareness that we only had 24 hours to complete the event & needed to make sure we had a time buffer for the later sections.
One of the major memories of the whole event was when we passed a man who was literally screaming in anger & pain, just before the Lezayre check in. I felt incredibly sorry for him as he clearly could not walk properly & was in a lot of pain, every step he took was a struggle. I went him to him & put my arm round his shoulder & told him it wasn't far to go to the next check point (it really wasn't, perhaps 500m or so). I really wanted him to make that check point, as each one indicates a level of desire & toughness & he was so close to getting another stage down.
MAUGHOLD CHURCH (67 miles: 02:09:50)
I can honestly say that I hate Maughold... What a strange & pointless place! This section went fairly slowly for me, going up & down hills that took you away from your end goal (Douglas), every corner I took I thought we were nearly at the check point, but it never seemed to be the case. I found this quite demoralising, especially when you saw signs saying that Douglas was 11 miles away, instead we would have to walk around this desolate location & do 18+ more miles.
Once we finally did make it to the check in there were quite a few people out & about, telling us to keep going & wishing us luck, I also remember my Mum & Sister offering to get me a burger from a stall which had kept open, the inviting smell wafting through the air even at 2 in the morning, now, normally I’d be the first person in the queue, but I remember it was the last thing I wanted to do was eat anything which required effort, apparently this is a regular occurrence in the Parish & you should try & force yourself to eat, but there was no way that was going to happen, again, I just stuck to the good old bananas & cake bars!
LONAN CHURCH (78 1/2 miles: 05:38:08)
The section between Maughold & Lonan was definitely the toughest by a long, long way. It was pitch black & we'd been walking for well over 16 hours by this point, there was very little to see & do & we were in our own little worlds, just concentrating on putting one foot in front of the other. My painkillers had worn off by this point & the pain was starting to become an issue again, every step wearing you down a little.
Any words of encouragement at this stage make an unbelievable difference, I can remember myself & Dave getting a text from one of our team mates James 'Pasty' Russel, that nearly had me in tears! It really helped to keep us going & give us a mental boost to know that people were supporting us & these little things do make a massive difference on the day.
I also remember Jack Walton sending Dave a text to say that the completion rate of people who make it on through Maughold in the allocated time was extremely high, we had some time to spare & I was confident, that although in pain I just needed to keep going & we'd make it.
A turning point was when it started to get lighter & warmer & I could finally take my head torch & extra layers off, this definitely helped my morale & I knew that we could keep going as long as we made it to the Lonan checkpoint in time to continue. I can distinctly remember singing "Faith No Mores’" classic "Easy Like Sunday Morning" at the top of my voice as I was going through a high point, knowing that we were nearly at Lonan & were effectively 'on the home straight'.
Thankfully we did make it, after nearly going up the wrong road to the church (going on a pre-walk drive around the course was definitely a good idea). We knew that we had enough of a time buffer to be able to make it, even if we went at a slower pace than we'd been walking over the last 10 miles & although everything hurt, the end was in sight.
ONCHAN CHURCH (83 miles: 06:50:31)
The 5 miles between Lonan & Onchan went by relatively quickly, again, it's amazing what a difference your mental attitude can have on your ability to do things or even the way you perceive you are doing things. I thought we had sped up on this section but it turned out to be one of our slowest (unsurprisingly).
I recall seeing both mine & Dave's support crew standing at the turning into the church, clapping & giving us words of encouragement, along with seeing Dave's sister who had supported him through most of the walk before having to go home to organise her young children, but had come back out to help cheer us on through the last bit of the course.I also recall three young lads that were standing at the Onchan check point & had a Parish Walk booklet that listed the names next to the numbers. They were giving enthusiastic encouragement using our real names & it was a bizarre experience, but again, really helped to motivate me.
There was no way that I wouldn't make the finish line now, even if I had to drag myself along by my hands & nails, I was going to finish this event!
FINISH (85 miles: 07:29:10)
The two miles to the finish seemed to fly by, knowing this area incredibly well we were just on autopilot. Quite a few people overtook us on this last stretch & I can clearly remember thinking 'I don't give a damn', I was just so pleased to know that I’d make it all the way round in the 24 hour period.We got to the finish line & there was a fairly large crowd that were all clapping & giving encouragement as we hobbled up to the finishing line & crossed it together with a time of 23:29:10.
I hugged my Mum & Sister after I crossed the line & burst into tears, the emotions were just unbelievable, I think it was a mix of incredible tiredness, relief & being thankful to the selfless & amazing job my support team had given me in helping me to get around the full course. It was quite a strange experience as I’m not normally an emotional guy, but I just couldn't hold it in & i've never experienced anything like it.
One of our good friends James 'Jabba' Cadamy got up early & came down to the finish line to cheer us across & this was greatly appreciated along with everyone who helped or sent messages, there are just too many to mention, but you're all amazing people!
My mum pulled up in the car to give me a lift back to my flat, I sat down in the front passenger seat & couldn't lift my legs high enough to get into the car, it was just too painful & my legs wouldn't respond to my brains demands. Once I’d finally managed to get myself in we set off & after the 10 minute car ride my legs had seized up & I struggled to walk the 20ft from the car to my front door - hard to believe after just walking 85 miles!
Once I’d got in the first thing I did was run a cold bath & dump a massive bag of ice into it, struggling to lift my legs into the bath & then struggling even more to lower myself into the freezing water. Once I was in & had acclimatised it was a very nice feeling, although I can remember my legs were spasiming & going tense as I just sat there & looked at them. Once I’d drained the water I just sat looking at the wall, trying to get the willpower to get-up.
Thankfully I managed it & also managed to struggle through to my bed where I collapsed & went to sleep for about 10 hours. Once I woke up I still wasn't really compos mentis, I just waking up & falling asleep for vague moments, I had no appetite until half way through the next day & couldn't walk anywhere without holding on to the walls etc to stop myself falling over. Amazingly enough I had only 4 blisters & they were all on my right foot.
It took me just over a week to start walking relatively normally again & I was incredibly proud to be able to go up & collect the finishers medal at the awards ceremony & be part of such a brilliantly run community based event. I will definitely be helping out in some way from now on!
I would like to end this marathon blog post by thanking everyone who has donated to the three great charities we were walking for, along with all the friends & family who sent messages & cards & most importantly of all, both mine & Dave's family that gave up their time & brilliant efforts in the support cars.
That's both Kili & the Parish completed in two weeks, after 6 months of training, over 2 months of no alcohol or junk food.













